can you see it?

I quit my job yesterday.

Today I woke up late, walked a little, had a 90 minute breakfast, then drove into the woods and nailed my alarm clock to a tree.

I know that the alarm clock was only beeping because I'd told it too. Maybe I went too far. I don't feel too bad about it though, because not only could the clock decide when to beep, it also could not think or feel. At least I'm pretty sure that it couldn't.

Oh also today: I know someone who's qitting smoking. she wanted to get rid of the leftovers she had, so she asked me to do something with them. i decided to leave them out for someone to find. I labelled the packet of cigarettes to let them know that no drugs had been sprinkled on the cigarettes, so that they shouldn't worry.

It was someone's lucky day! I set them out in front of the place where I ate breakfast and then sat by the window, but I didn't get to see anyone pick them up.